To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Byzantine underwear. The history is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the fall of rome, most of the design will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the purple colour, which is deftly woven into the fabric - this pair of boxers is the most colourful I have ever fucking seen, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the design, to realize that it's not just beautiful- it says something deep about ANCIENT HISTORY. As a consequence people who dislike Byzantine Boutique truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the skill needed to negotiate with a Chinese supplier which itself means these boxers have traveled half way across the world. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as I pull down my trousers. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have 300 pairs of Byzantine underwear. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
